I Said Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

For those of you who don't know, I work in a liquor store. As we were closing for the night, a drunken girl from the bar (about a 5 minute walk away) started knocking on the door. We let her know we're closed, but she continued to knock and make "sad faces" through the window. This is nothing new. We get it almost every night. The only difference was that this girl would not let up. She walked over to the other windows and knocked even harder.

I finished cashing out, so I decided to entertain myself a little by seeing exactly what her deal was since she insisted on waving me over and flashing her phone. She began texting... Sorry, TRYING to text a former employees name, but she was so inebriated, she could barely get the name spelled correctly. I informed her that the person was no longer with the company and she yells "I know!" Then she shows me the name again as if it's a free pass into the liquor store. As if I'll say "Oh, you know someone I know? Well, right this way, Stumbley! I know we're locked up and in the process of cashing out for the night, but you definitely look like you could use another drink! Liquor laws be damned! We know someone in common!"

What makes people, especially attractive girls, so self-entitled? I've seen her come in before and quite frankly, she's a cunt. She's rude, dismissive and I'm sure, a cadaverous lay.

Later on, I was thinking about it and I hope my generation, the people who are having kids now do the next generation a favor: Please, don't give you children everything they want. Let them know disappointment. Not all the time... but I believe that a little dose of soul-crushing disappointment every once in a while goes a long in way in building character and setting them on a track that may be won't have them knocking for 20 minutes on the window of a liquor store in the freezing cold at 2AM on a Thursday night.

Make time to talk to your kids and have honest discussions with them because this situation would have been funnier if it wasn't so sad.